How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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