she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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