It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
You were trust falling into bushes
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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