so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
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