I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I seem to have left my pride at pride
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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