I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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