No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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