If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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