I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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