I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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