I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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