i jhust puked up my retainher.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
accomplished twins. life is a go
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
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