I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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