Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Alive.
So much puke
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
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