Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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