God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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