Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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