I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
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