all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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