If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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