I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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