Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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