i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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