You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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