I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I just had sex on a roof
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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