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go home
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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