No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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