I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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