About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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