I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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