Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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