you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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