i'm signing you up for texting rehab
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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