sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
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