Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Randomize
