the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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