i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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