They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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