Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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