Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Randomize
