Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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