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Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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