What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
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