it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
Farmville is her only friend.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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