I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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