You just made me feel so damn special
I looked at my own cervix.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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