help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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