I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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