tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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