im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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